[The mirror shard is wrapped with masking tape on the edge making it safe for him to grab. The tape looks fairly worn, as though he's had this shard for a while. There's a brief image of design on the back, impossible to tell what it could be before Zhao tucks it back into his wallet.]

I blame the loud clothes. They attract attention. I wore some real crazy shit when I was younger and had to tone it down until I found something both the old men could live with and that I actually liked.

You do kind of look like an iceberg compared to me.

[And speaking of smiling, he's doing it right now, very gently busting Joon-gi Han's balls. He only goes about 100 percent with Kasuga and usually because he's so gullible.]

But let's test this out. Run your hand through your hair and see if any of those girls sighs with longing at how hot you are.